Sunday, September 14, 2008

THE TRUE UNTOLD STORY...

MOM AND DAD WERE WATCHING TV WHEN MOM SAID"I'M TIRES AND ITS GETTING LATE. I THINK ILL GO TO BED." SHE WENT TO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE SANDWICHES FOR THE NEXT DAYS LUNCHES, RINSED OUT THE POPCORN BOWLS, TOOK MEAT OUT OF THE FREEZER FOR SUPPER THE FOLLOWING EVENING, CHECKED THE CEREAL BOX LEVELS, FILLED THE SUGAR CONTAINER, PUT SPOONS AND BOWLS ON THE TABLE AND STARTED THE COFFEE POT FOR BREWING THE NEXT MORNING.
SHE THEN PUT SOME WET CLOTHES IN THE DRYER, PUT A LOAD OF CLOTHES INTO THE WASHER AND IRONED A SHIRT AND SECURED A LOOSE BUTTON. SHE PICKED UP THE GAME PIECES LEFT ON THE TABLE, PUT THE PHONE BACK ON THE CHARGER, AND PUT THE PHONEBOOK BACK IN THE DRAWER. SHE THEN WATERED THE PLANTS, EMPTIED AND OVERFLOWING WASTEBASKET AND HUNG UP A TOWEL TO DRY. SHE YAWNED AND STRETCHED THEN HEADED FOR THE BEDROOM. SHE STOPPED BY THE DESK AND WROTE A NOTE TO THE TEACHER, COUNTED OUT SOME CASH FOR THE FIELD TRIP, AND PULLED A TEXTBOOK IN HIDING FROM UNDER THE CHAIR. SHE SIGNED A BIRTHDAY CARD FOR A FRIEND, ADDRESSED AND STAMPED THE ENVELOPE AND WROTE A QUICK LIST FOR THE GROCERY STORE. SHE PUT BOTH NEAR HER PURSE. MOM THEN WASHED HER FACE WITH 3 IN 1 CLEANSER, PUT ON HER NIGHT SOLUTION AND AGE FIGHTING MOISTURIZER, BRUSHED AND FLOSSED HER TEETH AND FILED A NAIL.
DAD CALLED OUT "I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BED." "I'M ON MY WAY SHE SAID." SHE THEN PUT SOME WATER INTO THE DOGS DISH AND PUT THE CAT OUTSIDE, THEN MADE SURE THE DOORS WERE LOCKED AND THE PATIO LIGHT WAS ON. SHE LOOKED IN ON EACH OF THE KIDS AND TURNED OUT THERE BEDSIDE LAMPS AND TVS, HUNG A SHIRT,M THREW SOME DIRTY SOCKS IN THE HAMPER, AND HAD A BRIEF CONVERSATION WITH THE ONE STILL UP DOING HOMEWORK. IN HER OWN ROOM SHE SET HER ALARM, LAID OUT CLOTHES FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY, AND STRAITENED HER SHOE RACK. SHE ADDED 3 THINGS TO HER 6 MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO LIST. SHE SAID HER PRAYERS, AND VISUALIZED HER GOALS AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS .
ABOUT THAT TIME, DAD TURNED OFF THE TV AND ANNOUNCED TO NO ONE IN PARTICULAR "I'M GOING TO BED." AND HE DID...WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHT.


***I LOVE THIS STORY! PROPS TO ALL THE WOMEN IN THE WORLD. WHERE WOULD MEN BE WITHOUT US!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ahhh...Ang you posted that didn't you??? thats my all time favorite. as i'm getting the "house" ready for bed i often think of this story! LOVE IT!!

one of us said...

G'ma Lou says Amen!!!!

Anonymous said...

CRAZINESS IS THAT THE STORY DOESN'T SEEM TO FAR FETCHED!!
I LOVE THAT STORY!!

Anonymous said...

God. I hope i dont do that shit when i get old. aahaha